Canada's History

Performing the sexual act doggie style so that both participants can also watch the hockey game.

I gave her Canada's History for two hours last night.

by parrotheadkm February 7, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act in which two women defecate into the stanley cup, dribble maple syrup onto it and then eat it to induce vomitting. All of this is done as a moose watches.

Man: What do you know about Canada's History?
Woman: You're sick!

by MarkyStover February 4, 2010

Canada's History

When a French-Canadian kisses a moose while anal-sexing a queen...

He's so in-tune with his culture he had a Canada's History in the guest room at a party last night. The moose will never be the same...

by Audiac February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A certain sex involving the insertion of beaver pelts, "flapjacks", maple syrup, and one french-canadian into the vagina or anus

"I heard you and Deborah broke up. What happened?"
"Apparently she wasn't cool with Canada's History."
"Fuck that bitch."

by Colbert-Nation February 4, 2010

Canada's History

An act that is so vulgar, it cannot be explained. It involves a pair of moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

My girlfriend and I are going to try Canada's History in bed tonight.

by BennyMatthew February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A depraved sexual position involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup

Canada's History I gave her the old Canada's History 3 times last night.

by patty iced February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A perverse act of beastiality involving consuming the ejaculate of a moose from the Stanley Cup after you have brought the creature to climax my anally penetrating it with a hockey stick.

You got something on your lip there, eh?

Ya it's a lil bit leftover Canada's History

by Carl FTWinslow February 4, 2010