Don't be such a calvin
by 9753124680jj July 11, 2017
Get the Calvin mug.a very attractive woman who has big boobs and a fat ass, made up by a complete idiot who i love very much.
apparently, the "bread" is the boobs and the "cheese" is the ass.
apparently, the "bread" is the boobs and the "cheese" is the ass.
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Dícese de aquél que comete dejación de sus funciones de macho-alfa en presencia de una hembra, esta ejerce sobre él una influencia de gran poder y de manera sutil.
by kaveri March 18, 2005
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by Desirée B. January 13, 2008
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Get the Calvin mug.A "Puertorican Calzone" is when a naked man (usually after sex) tucks his testicles between his legs so they are exposed from behind. He then lays on his stomach and a girl proceeds to give him "cosquillita" (gently running her fingertips on his skin) all over his back, shoulders, ass and balls.
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to have a brain as perverted and twisted as Andrew Calvo
considered to be an insult
term coined by Dan Aymat
to have a brain as perverted and twisted as Andrew Calvo
considered to be an insult
term coined by Dan Aymat
guy 1: dude, would you rather have to bite your mothers ovaries out, with your bare teeth, or have a huge black cock shoved up your ass?
guy 2: dude, you have such a Calvonic Brain
guy 2: dude, you have such a Calvonic Brain
by slushybear January 13, 2010
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