Calvining

The action of believing that you know everything about any sport, this person doesn’t physically participate in any sport but has strong opinions on them all

"Do you think Kevin De Bruyne deserved a team of the season"
" You don't know what your talking about stop calvining!"

by Calvin supports man city October 24, 2020

Calvin

Calvin's are a subspecies of homosapiens that are book smart but actually really dumb, clumsy, and slightly a jackass. The species is also commonly and calmly a silly little lesbian. He also can't spell.

Calvin is dead to me
Calvin is really cool

by Calvinsuxdic December 1, 2023

Calvin Time

When one edits pictures of sandwiches over hentai cocks

What do you think Calvins doing?
Oh, he's locked in his room. Must be enjoying some Calvin time.

by NM AA SP LA AM January 23, 2022

Calvin

Someone who hates the Beatles but loves black panther!

Yo, that guy is such a Calvin! He can’t stand the Beatles but is in love with black panther!

by Uggggwe May 24, 2018

Calvin Siegmund

a tall white guy who plays sports and likes DND and Pokemon who is also very social

I played With A Calvin Siegmund at DND and it was so fun

by Coolest Tubbs March 4, 2024

calvin

the biggest christian BOT in the world

YOUR SUCH A CALVIN

by BREDIAZ23 March 16, 2020

Calvin

A person who looks up their name on urban dictionary and saw all the other posts about his abnormally large genitalia.

(It’s true though)

Jessica: “so I searched up Calvin on urban dictionary”
Calvin: “and?”
Jessica: “is it really 60 inches?”

by MyNameIsCalvin June 29, 2024