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Keep Calm And Chive on

There is no true definition for Keep Calm And Chive On, but this is the best I have. It Is a phrase used when life is hard and there is nothing you can do about it but take the next step. It is like a cheer from a football team that everyone loves!
My house burned down during the storms while I was at the hospital getting chemo treatment for my cancer, just have to keep calm and chive on.
by Bub2627 August 27, 2013
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CALM

Career and Life Management
A class every single Albertan kido has to take in 11th grade, or else they cant graduate! It's really a fun class though, at this very moment im actually in it...
You learn how to live life. And when someone asks you, what do you have now? You say CALM but it sounds like cum so their like what?! But really, its a fun class.
oh yeah, and you cant swear in it or else you hafta do push ups. These are the following swears:
crap, fuck, shit, bitch, damn, damnit, god damnit, cunt, dick, cock, jubba nubba thuban, satan, ETC. (JK for satan)
Student1: Hey what do you have right now?
Student2: Calm...
Student1: gross dude.

George Bush: calm saved my life, though my life didnt go anywheree...

Student1: Hey I love calm, did you know that my friend failed it, and hes taking it again?
Student2: really? its like the easiest class ever, easier than a spare dammit.

teacher: FUCK! DO SOME GOD DAMN PUSH UPS .
by MeowCow06 September 8, 2009
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Keep Calm and Chive On

What my boyfriend does while taking a dump.
*Insert image of girl opening the door on Chive addicted boyfriend scrolling through app as he sits on toilet*
*Insert second image of girl reassuring him to "Keep Calm and Chive On!" while closing the door and running away*
by angeleux November 9, 2013
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Calmsos

5sos fans that are unproblematic, and doesnt create any drama and are only here to support the boys and their music.
Jacob doesnt create any irrelevent drama in the 5sosfam, he is a Calmsossie
by Calmsossie May 11, 2020
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calm down

No, really, that kid's not calm.
Park: Hey guys.
Duker: Dude, calm down.
Harry: This kid's not calm.
by Smocko March 15, 2005
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calm yo tits

To tell a person to call down and/or relax.
"Dude I can't find my car keys anywhere!"
"Bro, calm yo tits!"
by Anthony Li September 5, 2011
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