cafekko

What the pretty little fans of the j-rock band Antic Cafe are referred to as. The term was made up by Miku, the vocalist. The term is made up of 'cafe' and 'ko'. Ko meaning child. So, cafekko kind of translates to... Cafe child. So if you're an An Cafe fan, you're a cafekko! Yay for you!

I'm a nyappy cafekko, yes I am.

by Hannah K.M. June 2, 2007

Cafeteria Food

When you cant tell the difference between shit and the food on the plate, and your friend is still eating it.

Friend has Cafeteria Food on their plate that looks like real shit.

You ask them what it is

They say its food.

Then you say: "You have mistaken shit for food."

by cscherme March 6, 2009

Cafeterian

Cafeterian is a slang term (coined by interweb's Pile) that refers to a theist who claims to be part of a particular religious affiliation (such as a "Christian"), who picks and chooses select aspects of scripture and dogma to follow, while ignoring contradictory or other scriptures, rules and dogma. They basically select what they want to believe in, not unlike one would visit a cafeteria and select specific plates of food, while ignoring everything else.

Convenient bastid! This Cafeterian has condensed the entire nature and history of Christianity into a simple marketable sentence. It's up to us to trust that this guy somehow has figured the whole of Christianity out. Sure.

by polisanimos August 6, 2011

Cafeteria Catholic

a Roman Catholic who chooses to follow what ever church idea or prohibition they choose to at his/her own discretion

She was a Cafeteria Catholic. Her daughter will most likely be one as well.

by The Return of Light Joker December 15, 2007

cafegymatorium

A multi-purpose room commonly found in elementary schools. The word itself is a hybrid of cafeteria, gymnasium, and auditorium.

I play basketball, eat lunch, and act in my school play all in the cafegymatorium!

by TheAnomaly101 May 3, 2006

cafeteria lady

Someone you NEVER want to see naked.It's that large oafish woman who wears the plastic hair bonnet that dollops mashed taters all over your lunch tray. Usually looks as if she could be equally employed as a female prison guard.

I had a horrible dream where the cafeteria lady was sunbathing in the nude on the playground.

by wolfbait51 January 27, 2011

CafePress

A company that advertises t-shirts with lame jokes on them on Urban Dictionary, just like SnorgTees and PalmerCash.

The difference between those companies and CafePress is that CafePress adverts do not have hot chicks wearing their shirts.

Much like SnorgTees a lot of the jokes on their shirts attempt to be 'nerdy' while still trying to be understandable by normal people. Thus the shirts become too un-intelligent for nerds and too nerdy for everyone else.

UD viewer: CafePress? Great another t-shirt company with lame-ass jokes. Why doesn't this one have girls?!

by TwoFourSixOOne January 24, 2011