a la cushy

An interjection of pleasure at something thats easy to do with great reward, or an easy task.

Crack addict: Where do you reckon i should go out theiving for my daily bread?

Dealer: I find stealing old womens handbags is always a la cushy.

by Jared Ellis January 18, 2008

Cushion

A fat woman.

A spoiled, overindulged girl or woman with a sense of entitlement.

I never liked fairy princesses or any princess of folk tale lore because they were vapid spoiled cushions.

She's such a nasty little cushion, always demanding her way.

by Lil Ringo April 25, 2014

cushion picker

Interior designer. Can be extended to 'cushion picking cunt' to describe the likes of Laurence Llewelyn Bowen et al.

The cushion picker actually thinks he designs when all he actually does is shop for someone else.

by Nick T W February 8, 2008

dirty couch cushion

when you shove a shampoo bottle up your asshole while you jerk off a hairy indonesian woman on the corner of your bed while you listen to michael bolton and microwave a shit filled burrito

i gave erica a dirty couch cushion last week, my anus hurts like shit.

by Asshole muncher March 7, 2011

German Whoopie Cushion

When you break an oversized mug of beer and strategically place it where some some dumb bastard will sit.

Look at that douchebag. Mike G just sat on a German Whoopie Cushion! Haha what an asshole!

by Mr. Dick Fitzwel October 30, 2011

cushy

An adjective to describe a person or the actions of said person who has had it so easy in life that they have become lazy and indulgent.

Ari and Danielle have become so cushy, yesterday they wanted to talk about 401k's and drink stout over dancing and talking about music.

by Titty Jon October 25, 2013

cushion burner

When a woman is so bitchy you want to smash her face in the couch cushion and press as hard as you can while slam fucking her in the ass as hard as possible

When Sandra gave Jason the cold shoulder, he knew she was definitely a cushion burner.

by Mike Payne June 11, 2008