crippling nostalgia

Living life in nostalgia and refusing to take part in modern day life. Ex. Owning a 360 even though you could have the One, but refuse to purchase in the name of nostalgia.

“Wow dude your room looks like the 90’s threw up everywhere.”

“Thanks I have crippling nostalgia!”

by Chrisboi589 October 5, 2020

Cripple

Having no good qualities and getting shit you don't deserve for free.

Somebody taught the cripple to use it's words and now it thinks it's people.

by Hym Iam October 11, 2020

cripple wagon

A slang term for the mobility scooter. The term is defined due its most popular user... the cripple, and the phenomenal speeds it can come out with makes it comparable to that of a wagon.

In the late hours of the day, the male OAPs where revving their cripple wagons to try and impress the grannies on their way to bingo.

by zuma revenge November 6, 2011

road cripple

Someone who's 16+ who can't drive

garrett: why don't you come over to my house? can you pick up some food on the way?

tracy: it'll be tough to get my mom to do it. you know im a road cripple so i can't do it myself

by urbancutie13 June 20, 2011

Cripple Crush

The act of a big bitch riding a guy who's legs have been paralyzed.

Wheelchair guy: Hey Peter, Jenny's big ass gave me a cripple crush last night

by StevenJobs420 October 27, 2023

Poach Cripple

A joke term to compare someone whose leg(s) has been injured and needs crutches, a wheelchair, or another alternative tool to help them move to a poached egg or a chicken without a head.

Jason: What's up poach cripple?

Arron: For the last time, stop calling me that!

Jason: Stand up and face me! Oh wait, you can't.

by daload November 14, 2023

Cripple virgin

Adj. a person who has not been crippled

John Doe is a cripple virgin

by Alpharius December 10, 2023