by SSJ4GOGETA October 29, 2020
by D's Girl June 14, 2014
A cross betweenditch pigand mud cricket.
A dirty nasty slut, short shorts wearing tailgate humper.
A ditch cricket lives in an urban setting but can be found in rural areas, looking for the next bumper humper.
Although not always they are often known to have multiple children with multiple baby daddys.
Will never choose live in the counry or farm setting.
A dirty nasty slut, short shorts wearing tailgate humper.
A ditch cricket lives in an urban setting but can be found in rural areas, looking for the next bumper humper.
Although not always they are often known to have multiple children with multiple baby daddys.
Will never choose live in the counry or farm setting.
Did you see that man with the cow boy boots walk into her house? One of the kids called him dad, do you think she's a Ditch Cricket ?
by B Silent March 18, 2018
"The neighbors f*cken crumb cricket was chirping his a*s off last night and I couldn't get any sleep."
by Pelpy March 24, 2022
by Ducky_boys April 27, 2017
Also known as A city slicker or a person who makes you think they know what being country's like or to work on vehicles but to scared to get there hands or boots dirty.
by Notaglittlercricket April 02, 2020
A person who hangs on and around the fender of a vehicle that is being worked on by a mechanic and asks stupid distracting questions about what u are doing and acts like they know what he is talking about but really doesn't.
by motech January 21, 2015