Wiping the crayon

When taking a shit, and it feels like the turd is stuck in your ass, but you no longer fee you can poop anymore. You try to wipe, but no matter how much there is fresh shit on the toilet paper, as if you are wiping your butt with a crayon sticking out that keeps writing on the tp (see also: Crayon Dump)

“Sorry I’m taking so long! I am trying to finish up but I’m wiping the crayon here.”

by Suburban Urbanite August 30, 2020

Penny Crayon

bro penny crayon met robot jones in ohio

HUUH PENNY CRAYONNNNNNN

by deeznutsmixlucy October 31, 2023

Crayon in the back pocket

Someone who has a very tight tight relationship with children.

George O'Donnell is a "crayon in the back pocket" kind of guy. A super-hero of sorts.

by t3chth1rt33n June 13, 2019

crayon trooper

A word used to describe army leftovers

Byee why Dee a crayon trooper

by aixani January 26, 2022

Crapola Crayons

Derived from the kids art brand “crayola” that sells art supplies including crayons. A new way of saying, “I messed up a lot and I’ll never recover from this.” or “I made a small mistake that doesn’t really matter.”

Example 1

Guy 1- “Crapola Crayons!”

Guy 2- “Oh no, Guy 1, what happened!”

Guy 1- “I just colored outside of the lines in my coloring book!”

Guy 2- “Crapola Crayons!”

Example 2

“Crapola crayons! I just killed someone!”

by TheUrbanDicOfficial June 22, 2021

crayon cramp

A cramp you get in your wrist after coloring or writing a lot.

Wow my crayon cramp is killing me that was a lot of coloring.

by Jimmy Blaze Walker Willson August 26, 2017

crayon dick

Crayon dick means that their dick is as small as a crayon like are friend melo

Melo has a crayon dick

by Wsmbaeby.m March 3, 2022