4 definitions by Stephan "the ladies man" Alanis

Dasser: noun, adjective, adverb, interjection, conjunction, verb, whatever you want.

Generally used to describe a female of favorable appearance, or sexual attraction.

Also, may be used to greet peers.
"Das Das no mas"

Yikes! She has no sexual attraction or appeal.

"What's up to all you DASSERS"

Hey fellas! What's going on?
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The symbol version of male genitalia... as you can see the two balls, the shaft and the head (uncircumcised). Of course a little flair added.

*note: the "=" sign can be added or subtracted to fit certain cultures and stereotypes.
**note: the color and font size can be changed to fit certain cultures and stereotypes.
"Dude, stop being a (_)_)====D ~"

Or

"let's go to La (_)_)====D ~"
(LA VICK restaurant, San Jose CA)
by Stephan "the ladies man" Alanis September 7, 2007
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