cocaine clarity

Something that made total sense after a line of cocaine.

"why did you send a dick pic to your cousin?"

"cocaine clarity mate! "

by Thsyrus June 15, 2016

Cocaine Duck

Noun- Someone that really wants QWAAAACK.

That boy is such a cocaine duck!

by MiguelitoPortwito December 2, 2010

Jar Of Cocaine

What Johnny Depp allegedly had as stated by Amber Turd so it’s clearly false cos she did a bump in court while on the stand

Amber Turd: “..and he had a jar…A JAR of cocaine”
Johnny Depp: *giggles*

by Aquamannnnn May 6, 2022

Cocaine Facebooking

The act of harassing people on Facebook who you wouldn't normally talk to because you are extremely high on white powders and have no one else to talk to as you have taken the day off of work.

Tarquin spent all day cocaine facebooking. By the end of the day people had deleted Tarquin from their friend list.

by Poptart. March 4, 2014

Cocaine Lollipop

A sex act in which the woman places a line of cocaine down the length of the man's erect penis, and then proceeds to deepthroat him while snorting the cocaine. Not to be confused with a cocaine popsicle.

"Megan OD'd on cocaine lollipops last night."

by Fatlove Homefries April 15, 2015

Doughnut Cocaine

a witty way of describing powdered sugar.

Me and my friends were making doughnuts the other day and had to coat them with doughnut cocaine.

I snorted some doughnut cocaine the other day around my friends and it burned.

by Andrew Mcclure February 20, 2009

cocaine werewolf

when somebody gets extremely high on cocaine once a month and wakes up naked in the woods with no recollection of the night prior.

thats nick....hes a cocaine werewolf

by sal the salad November 26, 2010