cooch spider

A head tingler or massager used to stimulate a girl's vagina.

Robby busted out the cooch spider on his girl last night!

by Billy Joel March 19, 2005

cooch patrol

The act of male or female hunting down what is known as the female genitalia. Also referred to as muff diving.

Mom: "Jimmy, where are you off to?"
Jimmy: "Oh Mom, im just going on cooch patrol with the boys!"
Mom: "Alright hunny, be safe! No taint licking!"
Jimmy: "Its alright Mom, Im only being a cooch gobblin."

by Schlenkertanker December 14, 2010

Ava’s cooch

Tends to smell like week old fish mixed with a landfil.

Ava’s cooch was so bad aqua man wouldn’t go near it

by Chungus22 July 9, 2019

Cooch Block

Similar to Cock Block, but a Vagina Block. When a female blocks other female from hooking up with a male cause found out that other female is interested in him. Instead, said female hooks up with male instead of helping out other female.

Jane was interested in John, but Jessica ended up cooch blocking Jane by hooking up with John cause Jessica saw that Jane was interested in him.

Jessica wants John cause Jane wants him. So, Jessica cooch blocks Jane for Johns attention.

by infogrl July 27, 2011

cooch stocker

Person that deliberatedly searches for females round the age of 15 and 17.

(person a)DUDE WTF are you doing that chick's like seventeen still.

(person b)So?!

(person a) Man you'r such a cooch stocker

by Fran-k-bron a.K.a PaKo February 8, 2009

Cooch Pooch

The part of a man’s belly that hits the perfect spot when you’re on top, providing the perfect place to rub your cooch

I didn’t fully understand why women opted to consistently go for softer men until I went on a date with one and my clit hit the cooch pooch

by Meeka2493 February 27, 2021

Cooch Booch

Head butting the pussy cause sometimes that’s what ya gotta do

“Here comes the cooch booch!”

by K1ll1ngj0k3 March 17, 2019