by Billy Joel March 19, 2005

Similar to Cock Block, but a Vagina Block. When a female blocks other female from hooking up with a male cause found out that other female is interested in him. Instead, said female hooks up with male instead of helping out other female.
Jane was interested in John, but Jessica ended up cooch blocking Jane by hooking up with John cause Jessica saw that Jane was interested in him.
Jessica wants John cause Jane wants him. So, Jessica cooch blocks Jane for Johns attention.
Jessica wants John cause Jane wants him. So, Jessica cooch blocks Jane for Johns attention.
by infogrl July 27, 2011

(person a)DUDE WTF are you doing that chick's like seventeen still.
(person b)So?!
(person a) Man you'r such a cooch stocker
(person b)So?!
(person a) Man you'r such a cooch stocker
by Fran-k-bron a.K.a PaKo February 8, 2009

Similar to the scoop. Involves the same cupping motion, however, the force is applied to the crotch region, usually of a female. However, unlike the scoop, it is less of a lifting motion, and more of an outward slide. This move is usually not okay to do in most social settings, and is not recommended for males to do to anyone.
Girl 1: "COOCH SCOOP! Haha, gotcha!"
Girl 2: "Oh, goodness! I am simultaneously embarrassed and feel very violated."
Girl 1: "Oh, yes. And I have a deep feeling of accomplishment for having pulled this off. Better luck to you next time, comrade."
Girl 2: "Oh, goodness! I am simultaneously embarrassed and feel very violated."
Girl 1: "Oh, yes. And I have a deep feeling of accomplishment for having pulled this off. Better luck to you next time, comrade."
by Sarathos October 22, 2010

Women who you've seen more of their cooch than your own.
Usually girls who pose in a squat or let photographers take such revealing angles like that. You would think they may be advertising said cooch.
a) Could be literally talking about a model
b) Or just an extreme alternative to "hussy"
Completely unrelated to porn.
Usually girls who pose in a squat or let photographers take such revealing angles like that. You would think they may be advertising said cooch.
a) Could be literally talking about a model
b) Or just an extreme alternative to "hussy"
Completely unrelated to porn.
Sometimes suicide girls, gravure models, tumblr camwhores, etc.
Also, joking around with friends: "Girl, your skirt is too short, don't be a cooch model!"
Also, joking around with friends: "Girl, your skirt is too short, don't be a cooch model!"
by TWOC November 16, 2011

A cooch coon is a raccoon that is birthed from a woman (her cooch). The coon then grows up and goes to school just like any other child (He doesn’t know he’s different). On his first day, children start to make fun of him. They call him cooch coon.
Basically someone who looks very disgusting
Basically someone who looks very disgusting
by Deluxehotdogeater September 19, 2018

by Chungus22 July 9, 2019
