by Urbanwordcreator March 25, 2016
Get the Hey yo ma can i get yo number? mug.Sentence said by Harry Styles which was directed to his band mate and soulmate Louis Tomlinson while Niall Horan was being interviewed in the same room.
by calamityx28 April 22, 2021
Get the Lou can I give you a blowjob mug.A phrase used by the most unthoughtful people in the world, usually in the food and service industry. This is a common phrase that is used when the person ordering (usually at a restaurant) cannot make their mind up for the life of them and constantly need their hand held for the rest of their lives. If a person tells someone their order intending to dine in, and after the order is done they tell the worker they actually “want it to go”, then that is a sign that that person is very inconsiderate and should be killed immediately for taking up the time of the worker and making them do more work for their extremely entitled needs, needs that they have to meet even though they aren’t paid nearly enough.
If you do this, please understand that you will be sent to hell immediately after you die for not following the unspoken code of restaurants and that worker has realized how much of a piece of shit you really are, you Karen bitch.
If you do this, please understand that you will be sent to hell immediately after you die for not following the unspoken code of restaurants and that worker has realized how much of a piece of shit you really are, you Karen bitch.
Customer: “Can I get (a huge order that the employee clearly can’t do their self but has to because they will be fired if they don’t)”
Employee: “Sure, I can be ready with your order soon.”
30 minutes later…
Employee: “Here is your order. Now is there anything else I can help you with?”
Customer: “Actually, can I have that to go please?”
Employee: “You have to be the stupidest fucking person on earth to think I’m going to bag your mountain of an order right after I made you it specifically to dine in? Well I have to because my manager is right behind me.”
Employee: “Sure, I can be ready with your order soon.”
30 minutes later…
Employee: “Here is your order. Now is there anything else I can help you with?”
Customer: “Actually, can I have that to go please?”
Employee: “You have to be the stupidest fucking person on earth to think I’m going to bag your mountain of an order right after I made you it specifically to dine in? Well I have to because my manager is right behind me.”
by aynthoenie August 29, 2021
Get the Actually, can I have that to go please mug.A phrase used by people with so little going on in their lives they resort to word play to be interesting or funny. Traditionally taken to mean; 'What can I do for you?'
by Jack Proteus May 18, 2016
Get the what can i do you for mug.Connor walks into Marie's room while getting ready for the club. She looks hot and
Connor say, " wow sexy can I"
Marie say, "Please do"
Then they screw
Connor say, " wow sexy can I"
Marie say, "Please do"
Then they screw
by agent 907 August 11, 2008
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Get the how can I help you mug.How can I know what I think until I see what I say?
Oh damn, I didnt mean to pull down your pants and suck your cock till you exploded. I really was just telling you how awesome it was to ride that cigarette boat around Paradise Island! Nice to meet you
Oh damn, I didnt mean to pull down your pants and suck your cock till you exploded. I really was just telling you how awesome it was to ride that cigarette boat around Paradise Island! Nice to meet you
by RedSonja1 December 11, 2010
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