can't tell me nothin'

A phrase that instantly refutes hating, unwarranted criticism, and other nonsense when said criticism is levied directly at its object, as opposed to through an intermediary. Made popular by the Kanye West song of the same name.

Playa': {Walks into club, solo, sporting black fedora and one-button blazer.}

Hater #1: Ayo, nigga, Usher want his hat back!

Hater #2: Yo, ur homiez shinin' up the Benz, gee?

Playa': Man, y'all can't tell me nothin'!!

by M.C. Escher January 15, 2008

pleasure you can't measure

Wow, isn't this the grate-ist catch-fraez EVAR!

Do not buy products with this slogan in thier advertising campaign. Ever.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Can't raise a man

If his mother cannot raise him into the man she would want him to be, a good man, then you cannot do it either.

Can't raise a man he's already grown what'cha gon' do ? Can't raise men

by plussizedbeauty December 24, 2014

I can't people

When you're under the influence, and can't mentally handle the idea of talking to anyone that isn't someone you normally associate with because you're too messed up and they wouldn't understand.

"No, I can't people right now. They would expect me to make words and behave like a semi normal human."

by ICantWord December 8, 2016

i can't stop me

The best song in Twice's 2020 album of Eyes Wide Open.

I can't stop me, can't stop me ooo woah

by Risky risky wigi 위기 December 7, 2020

I can't ride on that love

What you say when someone makes a promise to you which is unlikely to be fulfilled. Another way to say "talk is cheap".

Boss: I would love to give you the promotion.
Hapless: Yeah? Well give it then, because I can't ride on that love.

Jane: If you buy me a drink, maybe we could spend the night making passionate love.
Tarzan: Well, I can't ride on that love, so I am going to hook up with Cheetah for a sure night of animal action.

by ZebraRedBoots March 27, 2009

can't understand normal thinking

A way to call a woman a Cunt in the middle of a fight, without her knowing. Similar to C U Next Tuesday but less known.

Her: You know this is ridiculous you....
You: You just CAN'T UNDERSTAND NORMAL THINKING!

by Westley E January 11, 2008