A very big state on the Pacific Coast. It's got beaches, nice weather, LA, San Francisco, and San Diego, each unique cities unlike any other. Redwood trees, snowy mountains, dry and barren mountains, empty desert, islands, and farms. Very nice state, however high taxes and homeless people. Some say the whole thing will fall into the sea, but that can't happen. However we can have big quakes every so often.

Dude 1: Bro, do you smell smoke?
Dude 2: Ya, it's that time of year that half of California catches on fire again!

California by DabbingIsSo2015 May 13, 2021

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California

earthquakes
wildfires
sunburns
celebrities in Calabasas and Hollywood and other places
rarely rains
mammoth is pretty cool it’s got woollys bathtub
yosemite with half dome mountains
beaches are always windy and cold
very polluted
stereotypes probably aren’t true
hollywood isn’t as glamorous as you think it’s dirty and you won’t get to see inside a sound stage

Hey California’s decent

California by chaoticgaybitchakasoup July 8, 2021

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California

Hell

I feel suicidal because I live in California

California by javkscript October 1, 2021

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California

the most original name on earth, especially if you live in California.

very shy but superior to all of you, she got to be super hot

California's so gorgeous today I wish I were her

California by usjsjsjwkaaknsnsjw November 21, 2021

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