Bird in the Cage

A term to describe the bulge of ones pecker while wearing a speedo.

Check out my Bird, my Bird is amazing. Check out this Bird this Bird in the Cage.

Look at that old mans Bird in the Cage.

by Burkenstock August 6, 2012

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Nicolas Caging

The act of committing a wrong doing or seeing something tragic, not being phased by it at the time, but years later remembering said incident then crying about it like it just happened

crap someone killed my daughter, oh well (thirty years later) they killed my daughter NOOOOOOO!, listen to johnny he's Nicolas Caging pretty bad

by mac-10 June 30, 2015

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cage allergic

'offing' oneself rather than go to prison! (like the poor, dead, dc madam!!)

this concept is similar to the wolf chewing off its' paw, to beat a trap!

i'm cage allergic! i don't do cages!!

they caught him smoking a muggle, but he offed himself before they could 'cage him up'...he was cage allergic!

by michael foolsley February 23, 2010

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Cage Match

Round after round of meaningless sex with someone you are extremely sexually attracted to.

I dated a chic and we had nothing in common except for amazing cage matches.

by Cage Master April 6, 2010

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reinforced cage

The act of supergluing one's asshole shut and timing how long it takes a sexual partner to pierce through the anal blockade with his/her tongue.

Tenured Professor: "If you want to learn the secrets of the universe, you're going to need to tunnel deep."
Grad Students: "That's one reinforced cage I'm willing to break through."

by DogsBedroomMoshingTo108 December 29, 2016

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