bonerection

hitting an all time high in erections.

man, my boner is so big, No hun that aint no boner, that a bonerection

by jizzle February 4, 2004

Boner Achieved

Something you say when a girl does something sexy that gives you a boner. You usually say it in front of her face but at a volume she can't here you.

Girl: Tonight I'm going to get Tipsy, you should join me in my bed.

Boy: Boner Achieved. :)

Girl: What?

Boy: Uhhh nothing!

by sWaG WeAr April 26, 2010

belt boner

Terminology used to describe the state of a boner having been re-adjusted to be concealed underneath the belt. Essential for walking out of class without pole-vaulting yourself into the hallway. Also known as a "stealth boner".

daaamnnn, I thought I had my belt boner in place when I went to give the presentation, but after a few minutes everyone started throwing spitballs at my crotch for some reason and then I came in my pants and everyone hated me

by NMC December 15, 2004

Fear Boner

Sexual arousal brought on by the excitement and/or anticipation of something that would otherwise be terrifying to a normal person.

Watching the trailer for ‘IT 2’ gave me a raging Fear Boner.

by Dean Wilton May 10, 2019

Reverse-Boner

When you see something so horrific, such as a disgusting girl/guy, it makes you penis want to go back inside of your body. A reverse-boner is rare and the sight you must see to induce a reverse-boner is beyond scarring. You will want to cry when you see the object or human that makes you want a reverse-boner.

Example 1
Guy 1: "Dude did you see Sarah Jessica Parker in her new movie????"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro she gave me a reverse-boner"
Example 2
Guy 1: "Did you go to the hospital yesterday?"
Guy 2: "Yeah a saw your girlfriend changing and i got a furious reverse-boner"

by Themasterofreverse-boners November 10, 2011

Rage Boner

When you hate something so much you want to have sex with it

Back in the day, I had a rage boner for my 80 year old English teacher

by Blake12377 August 8, 2012

sweat pant boner

1.When one achieves a penile erection whilst wearing sweat pants, making the erection extremely noticeable
2.a stiffness of the sweat pant

1." I can't get up right now, everyone will see my sweat pant boner."

by D-bo January 20, 2007