by Sue Chi November 19, 2017
by Thud the Troll January 12, 2022
A romantic novel that consists of 80% sex scenes and 20% story. Geared towards women, these are the equivalent of internet porn for men and can include romantic encounters of many sub genres including contemporary, historical, science fiction and paranormal. Usually are cheap, paperback, and found in mass at local supermarkets and drugstores, or in the hands of the middle aged woman on the bus.
The hypocritical thing about it, is that my girlfriend hates that I would watch porn, but she is never without one of her crotch burner books.
by killerapt December 03, 2013
I am going to stay home and wood burn.
He has been single for some time, he has become a wood burner.
He has been single for some time, he has become a wood burner.
by Wood burn February 28, 2018
by sheef sandwich August 24, 2009
by Mazdaman October 14, 2018
A very "hot" spanking... the kind that leaves someone's buns (buttocks) really sore and "burning" afterwards.
by Banjo_oz July 06, 2011