breakfast nut 

When you wake up first thing in the morning and immediately suck off your partner.

I woke up next to my boyfriend, and he gave me a breakfast nut.

breakfast nut by dark_man August 6, 2015

Breakfast Meat 

Blowjobs in the morning that feel heavenly.

Yo, I woke up to Janice enjoying her breakfast meat, and man it was amazing!

Breakfast Meat by NoArmsSally March 21, 2016

Breakfast in bed

The process of jerking off into a girls belly button and then placing a cheerio into your cum. Serve with a spoon

Hey girl can I make you breakfast in bed.

Breakfast in bed by Trogdorsabadass July 19, 2019

breakfast burrito 

1. a burrito that has eggs, cheese, sausage, peppers, and other items that make it tasty.

2. the best breakfast one can eat.

McDonalds has one awesome breakfast burrito.

breakfast burrito by Kevin July 26, 2004

Breakfast at Tiffany's

Performing oral sex on a female

I had breakfast at Tiffany's with my girlfriend last night.

Breakfast at Tiffany's by Joe Cools March 13, 2009

breakfast of champions 

Wheaties. Y'know, orange box, famous athletes plastered on the front? Tastes like burnt ass? Yeah, that stuff.

I bought a box of Wheaties from the store yesterday and ate some. 'Breakfast of Champions', my ass.

breakfast of champions by Yazzy July 27, 2005

Breakfast Spread 

A metaphorical and implied meaning to have sex on the breakfast table in the morning. Normally it involves the woman spreading wide and ready to receive. If a child asks what this is it's just a side sauce like breakfast gravy.

Barry: Honey, get the breakfast spread ready so I can dip my sausage in it.

Veronica: Alright the spread is on the table ready to get eaten.

Breakfast Spread by wankerpipe June 23, 2014