Awkward Breakfast

The morning after a sleepover or party when you and your friends have a really deep conversation and the next morning is so awkward because the only thing you can say is "So, do you want pancakes for breakfast or something?"

*LATE NIGHT
Kelly: I honestly wonder sometimes whether or not ill ever find somebody...
Marie: Everybody loves you, just embrace life and you will be sure to find your way

*MORNING
Marie: So... um... i have poptarts

Kelly: Well this is an Awkward Breakfast

by iliketopartyswagasaurusrex June 1, 2011

Pussy bread

Bread that is made using the yeast from someone’s yeast infection

“Damn! I wasn’t expecting my pussy bread to taste this good!”
“I can’t find any yeast at the store so I guess I’ll have to make pussy bread”

by Abbymarie51 June 29, 2020

corn bread fuck nigga

A "Corn bread fuck nigga" is a way to degrade a man that is simply fucking you.

Yes daddy give me that dick! You corn bread fuck nigga

by Shotgun Swooba December 2, 2020

Old-Fashioned Country Breakfast

The Old-Fashoined Country Breakfast is a southern tradition: an alcoholic drink consisting of orange juice and whiskey. If you're a seven year-old looking to be inebriated by mid-day, Sunny D is a good substitute as well. Although for centuries it was just called "Uncle Jasper's off-limits O.J.", it was officially re-named Old-Fashioned Country Breakfast by the drink's main consumers, Nashville rockers The Daily Howl.

"Man, this Old-Fashioned Country Breakfast got me drunk as shit! I think I'mma take a nap before lunch!"

"You wanna go to Cracker Barrel and get an old-fashioned country breakfast?"

"No thanks, I got plenty in this here glass!"

by WhiteGuilt October 30, 2012

peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

Friend 1: What did you eat for breakfast bowl this morning?
Friend 2: peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

Friend 1: ok cool
Friend 2: peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

by pastramilad November 23, 2022

amen break

possibly the most used and sampled breakbeat of all time. comes from the winston brothers' "amen brother" used mainly in drum 'n' bass, jungle, even some hip hop. chances are, if you listen to dnb, then you've heard it at least once.

the amen break is cool because it is so heavily compressed and it doesn't sound like banging on a tin can when you speed it up.

by karl July 8, 2004

breadcoombs

A variation of breadcrumbs, made popular by it being mistakenly used by Shawn Sanbrooke of Theme Park Worldwide and popularised by The Moss Machine.

5 out of 10 mainly because they're in these little... What do you call them? What is it, like breadcoombs?

by Jimmypagerules75 May 16, 2018