by bigman766 July 14, 2021
Get the boris johnsonmug. when youre name is Boris, youre a cute boy with blue eyes and you love sport.
you also like to talk with girls;)
(And youre good in bed).
you also like to talk with girls;)
(And youre good in bed).
by not a person123456789001234567 November 3, 2019
Get the borismug. Boris is a sock puppet who lives with Mike Shinoda.
He lives in his sock condo
He's the most talented sock puppet ever and is featured in a music video
SASS LORD
He's also really hot and knows he's hotter than Mike
Unfortunately, he's taken.
He has a girlfriend named Miss Oatmeal who's also really hot.
His hobbies include :
1) Annoying Mike
2) Going on tour
3) Making music videos using Mike's stuff
4) Sliding into hot girls dm's
5) Sleeping in the sock condo
6) Finding out Mike's phone password and using his phone
7)Playing the drums
8)Trying the ketchup
9) Being a meme
10) Spending time with Miss Oatmeal
11)Being sassy AF
Yes he's a very talented boi
He lives in his sock condo
He's the most talented sock puppet ever and is featured in a music video
SASS LORD
He's also really hot and knows he's hotter than Mike
Unfortunately, he's taken.
He has a girlfriend named Miss Oatmeal who's also really hot.
His hobbies include :
1) Annoying Mike
2) Going on tour
3) Making music videos using Mike's stuff
4) Sliding into hot girls dm's
5) Sleeping in the sock condo
6) Finding out Mike's phone password and using his phone
7)Playing the drums
8)Trying the ketchup
9) Being a meme
10) Spending time with Miss Oatmeal
11)Being sassy AF
Yes he's a very talented boi
Boris: Oh hey gurl it's me Boris the sock. I just found out Mike's password( what a loser) and it rhymes with stinkin' shark
Everyone: YASS BORIS WE LOVE YOU BOI
Boris: I know
Everyone: YASS BORIS WE LOVE YOU BOI
Boris: I know
by lpsoldier July 28, 2019
Get the boris the sockmug. by Space1947 January 27, 2021
Get the boris borisovich borislavmug. A little bear that is in a book of a fellow classmate. if you find a book with Boris the bear I suggest you rip it up instantly or else a classmate will find it and annoy you. ( I have personal experience )
by your friendly chicken nugget December 18, 2018
Get the Boris the bearmug. A word used to describe someone with a cheap ass hole or/and someone who’s IQ below 50 , who is lower than the primary school student. Tall but ungly and stingy，he likes to have committed relationship that some girls who are in a relationship with someone
Boris What is your name?
Guys#2 my name is Fabiona
Boris oh…such a beautiful lady, I like you even though you had a boyfriend
Guys#2 my name is Fabiona
Boris oh…such a beautiful lady, I like you even though you had a boyfriend
by Ceciline November 21, 2021
Get the Borismug. by zaccyiguess June 25, 2022
Get the Boris Jokesonmug.