Bologna

It’s not fucking real and you shouldn’t believe it don’t just believe what the government is telling about things like “bologna” or “Wyoming” or “birds” they’re all fake and if you think you’ve seen any of these things the government probably put a chip in your brain

*appocalypse ish setting*
Person 1: I had some bologna today
Person 2: ya I bet you did haha *shoots person 1 directly in the head*

by Saggyvirgin October 15, 2020

Banned Bologna

The genitals of a priest who has vowed a life of celibacy.

Did you hear what father Ben gave Sister Carrol? He gave her the ol’ Banned Bologna last night.

by Jokes n stuff February 28, 2021

Lebanon bologna

When you pull out your swollen meat and bust you nut in her pillow case making jibin for her to eat in the morning.

I was crushing my side peace and rather than get caught in the trap I banged out the ol' Lebanon bologna. Baby got a treat when she woke up.

by Crotchlocka March 19, 2017

bologna hatch

loose vagina

that girl had a silly bologna hatch

by la land down under August 18, 2012

Bologna Knot

The anal orifice.

A derivation of “balloon knot”, coined by Dave Filoni of Lucasfilm.

Damn Gerald, you’ve got a tight Bologna Knot.

by Glando March 15, 2021

Friend bologna

Getting dick from a friend, or a friend with benefits, often with ex's that they are still friends with.

Me and my ex are still friends, but every once and awhile I hit him up for some friend bologna

by OGfebreezy May 22, 2021

Bologna Puckles

Bologna puckles is an insult made by a five year old that tends to add silly things after a real word

You are a bologna puckle.

I don't like bologna puckles!

by Zapataluv March 6, 2012