Blue Balls

I have the meanest Blue Balls ..
You drink too much tea bro!
by Dohminaden October 8, 2018
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Blue Ball Effect

When life teases you by getting your hopes up with something great, only to leave you hanging in the end.
Yo dude, I was about to nail that TikTok dance challenge, had my moves down and everything, but then my phone died mid-recording. That's the blue ball effect man.
by Turkeyleg7 February 11, 2024
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Mug exchange blue balls

Office terminology. When you have a mug exchange scheduled, but one of the participating members calls out of work that day or claims their mug hasn’t arrived in the mail yet. Therefore, postponing the mug exchange.
Lissett called out of work and left me with Mug exchange blue balls.
by michaellu March 10, 2019
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emotional blue balls

The feeling of being overwhelmed by virtual love and affection from another person but without a viable outlet to express this love, so you end up feeling sad and alone.
Friend 1: Ugh, i’m getting major emotional blue balls right now from my long-distance girlfriend.

Friend 2: What? Why?
Friend 1: look at this sweet paragraph she just sent.
by haileyray June 21, 2021
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Confused Blue-balls

This person mainly a male, acts really gay one day but another day he tries to be a heman. Making him sexually confused or bisexual.
"Josh is such a fag! This fucker grabbed my balls during bio class and then yesterday he called me a faggot for making gay jokes I think he has Confused Blue-Balls"
by American Chicken October 27, 2019
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Musical Blue Balls

When you attend a live musical act expecting to hear a certain song along with other great songs but the performing act does not play said song.
"Fuck! The Ghost Inside didn't play "Deceiver," my musical blue balls are off the fritz right now"
by jdrummerb December 13, 2014
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Blue Balls

When you're the first person to use a Porta-Potty after it's been pumped and the shit you take splashes down so hard the liquid in the Porta-Potty dyes your testicles blue
I had to take a massive dump and that Porta-Potty ended up giving me blue balls
by SativaCyborg710 July 26, 2021
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