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Blue Balls

The extreme pain of being left without ejactuation after a blow job. Also it's being cut off and stopped just as your about to C U M.
Ladies. Just let your man cum. don't just stop right as he's about to. so either you let him cum to big booty midget porn or cum in you. don't just stop right as ejactulation is present. in short. BLUE BALLS ARE PRESENT!
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Blue Balls

The MSM doing everything they can to censor to protect the Democrat party...to the point where no one believes them and they become ineffective and ignored.
The media has Blue Balls when it comes to their effort to change the Cuomo narrative to #MeToo from nursing home deaths.
by AureT March 7, 2021
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Musical Blue Balls

When you attend a live musical act expecting to hear a certain song along with other great songs but the performing act does not play said song.
"Fuck! The Ghost Inside didn't play "Deceiver," my musical blue balls are off the fritz right now"
by jdrummerb December 13, 2014
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chinese blue balls

When you've been craving Chinese food and your friend promises she'll go with you.... then bails.
Grace and I had been planning on going to PF Changs for months. When we finally picked a date she ghosted me! Now I'm stuck with Chinese blue balls!
by Bootywatchin June 16, 2017
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Blue balls

When your testicles feel like they are blue and in your stomach the way to cure is enjaculation
I had the worst blue balls but my hot auntie cured it with her tits
by 68boiiiiii October 7, 2020
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Blue Balls

Making love to your wife with the hangover horn and the kids wake up and come into the bedroom.
Now I’ve got blue balls all day!
by BarryBaz September 7, 2023
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Bolivian blue balls

When you have consumed excessive amounts of the finest Bolivian flake and cannot reach ejaculation.
Last night I had a serious case of Bolivian blue balls
by Acido303 October 8, 2022
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