Devil blonde

Devil blondes are black or Asian girls who have dyed their hair blonde. Their hair usually looks terrible and doesn't suit them at all. The word 'devil' is used to describe these blondes is due to them being the complete opposite of natural 'angelic' blondes. The term is not applicable to white brunettes who have dyed their hair blonde.

Devil blondes are dangerous, stay away from them.

The term is particularly useful when describing your love for blondes, for example:
'I love blondes, except devil blondes of course.'

Famous example: Serena Williams

by chandlerdonkey November 11, 2011

strawberry blonde

In Between Blonde And Brown/Ginger
Not Ginger Though
A Dark Blonde With Hints Of Ginger

"Im Not Ginger Im Strawberry Blonde"

by Freyya October 27, 2007

Blonde Herring

1. A blonde woman who seems to be very attractive from behind or at a distance, but after turning around she is actually very ugly.Usually happens in clubs when you are very drunk.

2. A very unusual fish.

1. (2 Blokes in a club)

Bloke 1: "Fucking hell look at that blonde over there i'd love to give her one mate".

Bloke 2: "You're not the only one mate i wanna bend her over that table over there".

(At this point the blonde woman turns around and she looks about 50 and has black teeth)

Bloke 1: "Jesus christ she looks worse than your mother!".

2. (Two blokes on a fishing trip, one has just caught a fish)

Bloke 1: "What the fuck is THAT!? It's got yellow hair!".

Bloke 2: "It's a blonde herring isn't it you stupid wanker".

by D Bro September 14, 2008

Aeroplane Blonde

Woman who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has black pubic hair, i.e "A Black Box"

Nah John, my wifes not a natural blonde, she's an aeroplane blonde mate, always carries a black box

by Bougmont August 6, 2008

blonde speak

The given language predominately spoken by blonde females and does not have a set pattern of speech. It is not easily understood by non-blondes, male or female. Males especially struggle understanding the language when spoken aloud and believe it is open to their interpretation. That "interpretation" of the language has been known to be the main culprit in relationship issues and physical altercations.

He never understood her blonde speak and is therefore sitting home alone in front of his big screen with a bag of Cheetos.

by native speaker February 4, 2012

blonde-spond

The only proper way to respond to mansplaining: feigning ignorance.

Mansplain: See, they put it in an oven, which is basically just a way to make it hot...
Blonde-spond: Oh, so you mean like the opposite of a fridge?

by Grandma Richard December 31, 2020

blonde superman

Jason Grace aka brick/stapler
lover. Get over it, fandoms are
strange. If you don't know Jason
Grace, sit down and read Heroes
of Olympus.

Jason Grace=Blonde Superman

by Rana Kamistar November 25, 2021