Blitz

In the event one has a bowel movement so monstrous (and is unfortunately on the go, not near a public bathroom) that no other word is fit to describe the intense urgency and sheer pain it poses to the lower abdomen, blitz is used to punctuate this truly craptastic situation. It is a verb.

"I GOTTA BLITZ!"

"Is the reason you're holding my hand so hard because you have to blitz?"

by The Noon July 9, 2012

Blitzkrieg

Bend a girl over a desk and fuck her in the ass. Then take your dick out and fuck her in the pussy while she shits from a stretched open ass hole. Then spread her ass cheeks, cum in her asshole, then turn her over and shit in her mouth.

...and then i bent her over and gave her a blitzkrieg right on Sister Hill's desk.

by The Pirate January 6, 2005

Bear All Blitz

What fags like Prag Curtis do in NFL2k5 non-stop to be cheap and win a game.

Prag Curtis doesn't do anything but Bear All Blitz when he is on the defense.

by One who made Curtis his prag. January 6, 2005

blitzkrieg

To fuck a respectable girl and then burn down her house and kill her family.

I totally blitzkrieged Mary the other night.

by Mantaray6 December 17, 2008

Blitzkrap

Noun, Turds that enter the toilet with overwhelming force, somtimes used figuratively

You wouldn't believe the blitzkrap I saw shopping at Walmart the other day!

by Ernest Peabody September 8, 2008

blitzkrieg chatter

refers to a person talking so fast and seamlessly that you are unable to react to or comment on anything being said

I had some great advice to give, but I couldn't cut through the blitzkrieg chatter.

by jmusc February 5, 2010

blitzkrieg headband

being incredibly stoned off your ass. way beyond being blitzed you are blitzkrieged because you have been smoking a strain of marijuana known as headband.

skeet {passing the joint}- dan how you feelin' over there?
dan- i feel like i'm rocking the blitzkrieg headband right now bro.
skeet- lets go to war with these bitches!
dan- now where's my unicorn?

by raptasticRiZZo March 24, 2010