Blake

Someone who has a big head and is full of themselves. Someone who also CHEATS on their girlfriends who they supposedly love and act like it's not a big deal. Someone who doesn't learn from their mistakes and messes with girls' heads and is ALL about sex. Who doesn't realize that he's not the center of the universe and not everything revolves around him. Who doesn't really have as big of a dick as he claims to have..

Wow who was that douche bag that did that to her? Must've been a Blake. Let's go kick him in the nuts.

by whitney3209 March 2, 2010

Blake

1. An overzealous doucher with a knack for almost nothing in life. Blake can be found at your local beach pretending to surf and giving random guys "the nod." In his free time he loves to read books and watch pornographic films that contain only male characters. Also has MILF-like mother who loves to give his friends dirty looks and wear scantily clad clothing in their presence. Blake's nickname (Blakeus Arealius) is also oxymoronic as he is rated one of the most unreal people alive. May also be diagnosed with a slight degree of down-syndrome.

2. See also Douche Bag

Synonyms: Tool, Ass, Homo

Antonyms: Chill, Scott, Super

Kelsey: My boyfriend Blake is so cool!!
Megan: Oh thats your boyfriend? I thought you were just getting some community service hours?
Blake: Blawoahahuag!!!!

by ScottWho? November 20, 2009

blake

a real dick head, has no fucking life and cant get any

Damn look at that blake over there reading a book.
Look at that blake who thinks hes a legit pimp,dick.

by ohh hellyeah December 28, 2009

Blake

A stupid boy who is ugly who is always vrooming around the school he is hated by every one and is really ugly

Girl 1: Did you see blake today he looked so stupid
Girl 2: yeah

by tulipgirls June 7, 2018

Blake

He loves to masturbate but can't find his dick between his legs

Blake's an idiot!
True!

by PoePoeDaPro November 19, 2019

Blake

Ugly as crap looks like a girl and has a vagina

Blake is such a girl

by Blake Joyner August 23, 2018

Blake

A beautiful girl, who says Blake can't be a girls name. Blake is lit and is a snack. All the boys want some Blake, even tho she ain't thicc. She is a great person and all y'all need a Blake.

Boy 1: dang did you see Blake she lookin like a snack today.

Boy 2: I know bro.

by littlehoe123 November 26, 2018