Brennan

A sexy beast who can make you eat a fruit loop in 2 seconds

OOOOOOOh is that Brennan he made me eat a fruit loop in 2 seconds

by Vainersleet February 13, 2019

Brennan Marano

A boy with a micropenis who tries to compensate with his small penis by buying a Gucci belt that doesn't fit and whose voice cracks sound like a man deepthroating a frog COCK.

Brennan Marano is lardex-destroyer of buffets

by Cayden Ward April 25, 2019

Brennan Blake

Brennan Blake, he is a boy who at first you thought was annoying but somehow you’ve come to love him. Everything that once annoyed you becomes the things you find most attractive about him. Like when he makes fun of your laugh or calls you stupid. He’s a over all funny guy and deep down you know that he cares for you. Like how whenever he says something mean he always apologizes really quickly so he doesn’t hurt your feelings. Sure you might think that he’s flirting with other girls but he’s just acting cute to impress you. When Brennan likes you, you’ll have no clue if he’s just being friendly or if he actually sees you as more then a friend. Hopefully soon your nightly FaceTimes with Brennan will turn your friendship into a relationship ;)

“Dang who’s that hottie over there” a unknowing seventh grader asks

“Oh that’s Brennan Blake!” Says a young girl laughingly “I have a huge crush on that chunk of meat”

by ~Davison girls June 11, 2019

Brennatrated

The act of getting penetrated by Brennan. Getting fucked by a guy named Brennan. Or the act of penetrating like a guy name Brennan does.

That chick didn’t get fucked, she got Brennatrated.

by SkinnyWee July 27, 2019

Brennan

Brennan is a tall man who plays baseball. He is very creepy and scares all the girls. He is more on the bisexual side of the spectrum. Brennan can be spelled numerous ways like Brenden, Benden, Brogdin, and Brangdindon. If you know a Brennan, please run.

Oh my God, it’s Brennan! Run!

by Anonymous ding dong October 24, 2019

Brennan

A gay teenage boy who only plays hockey and sucks dick on the side

“Did u see that guy? He’s such a noob”
“Yeah he’s such a Brennan”

by Annanelson7 November 4, 2019

Brennan LeJeune

A man with a very small dick, and doesn’t hit puberty until he is 19.

“Brennan LeJeune just sent me a dick pic”

“How big was it”

“I had to use a microscope to see it, has he even hit puberty”

by I hate Jews and negros December 2, 2019