Banita Funk

A wonderful pro-wrestler from Ohio who has amazing skills and reflexes. Often associated with another pro-wrestler from Ohio named Big Mama Munger.

I'm gonna Banita Funk you right into the ground!

by FunkyColeMedina June 30, 2008

Beliterate

to be unaware when someone is belittling to you;

Poor guy, he's too beliterate to see that his girlfriend treats him like a doormat.

by gollygreen42 December 5, 2009

beni deluca

A beni deluca is a term used to describe a person who is very comedic but often snakes anyone he can. A beni deluca will often be located in large crowds asking for money and food and often say "Ey bro,don't worry, ill give you something tomorrow" but will typically forget about it and never give you anything at all.

Mans 1: "Ey bro, did you see that beni deluca"
Mans 2: "yeah, he snaked me in gym earlier"

by AlexBetterknown June 2, 2016

belitit

A hot ass nigga with a big slong. That acn slap you.

That nigga belitit is hot.

by sage lee April 2, 2017

Jon Benet

An act of autoerotic asphyxiation performed by two people. It basically involves getting choked in a basement until climax.

Steve: "Dude, know how Stephanie likes to be choked? Well last night, we went into her basement and she totally let me Jon Benet her!"

by TroyMcClure 13 July 7, 2011

beniah

probably some fuckin nerd haha

Guy: Dude Beniah? what a nerd!!!

by theheckdoesthatmean April 22, 2016

Benet Academy

The name of a private Catholic high school located in Lisle, IL, the students of which seem to be under the impression they are God's gift to humanity. Due to its distinction of being a private school, and the requirement of passing an entrance exam in order to attend it, the academy and its students/alumni will tell anyone and everyone that they, and they're dipshit children, are the epitome of human perfection. The entrance exam is taken by pompous 8th grade hopefuls who happen to believe they are head and shoulders better than anyone else and don't belong in filthy public schools and learn alongside the servile scum that populates them. The entrance exam is, however, a complete joke, as its only real purpose is so Benet attendees can claim to their inferior public school peers that they had to take a test to get where they are now, and are, therefore, much, much better than you (they did, of course, go to *the* Benet Academy). While the neighboring city of Naperville has garnered a false and misleading reputation of being the douchiest town in Chicagoland, this falsehood does not apply to students and graduates of Benet Academy. For these people this reputation is entirely accurate. Due to this, Benet, its students, and its alumni, are hated by every public school student within a 50 mile radius.

(Benet student's expectation of all other humans)

Lesser Public School Student: Where do you go to school?

Benet Student: I go to Benet. You know, *the* Benet Academy?

Lesser Public School Student: Can I suck your dick?

by Athan Hobson MC June 28, 2012