belvedere

that stick-icky shit
that green
those trees
the thing that we
those who see
smoke
roll it up
pack it up
frisk it
vaporize it
eat it
cook it
brew it
that herb
that swag
those middies
those crips
those beasters
those headies
that hash
that hemp
that kush
GB's
Bongs
Bowls
Pieces
Blunts
J's
Joints
Cigaweed
that wacky tobacky
those crystals
that THC
those stems
those seeds
that purple haze
that chronic
that dro
from hydroponic
to Saskatchewan Jackhair
that lemon haze
the L
that endo
that mary jane
that pot
that cannabis
that marijuana

We be smokin' on that belvedere

by Jeevez February 22, 2008

beamenderfer

a giant log turd

Mr. Holik: Did some beamenderfer on the toilet in the mens room?

by um-hi-yo April 2, 2009

bellend

(1) Slang name for the head, or bulbous tip of the penis.
(2) Nickname given to my girlfriends total twat of a husband.

"Honey that fucking mardarse bellend has threw another sickie and not gone to work, I won't be able to get to yours today.

"Just tell him you're off to see me because I am better in bed than he ever could be, I don't need a vacuum pump to get it up. I mean it's not as though he doesn't know is it. He found the christmas card off me 12 months ago and is still too much of a shithouse to deal with this situation"

by fasc December 13, 2008

Blender

A person who always trying to blend in with the rest of the group

Man..you peep the blenders following us to the fight..fall back blenders

by Gunner March 10, 2004

blenderize

to blend in the blenderizer.

"will you blenderize those ingredients to make me a shake?"

by ~Blanche November 30, 2007

Blender

A common kitchen appliance that is considered by people who would know to be much less elegant than toasters.

Also, the nickname of a certain low down dirty whore who happens to reside in Hinton James at UNC Chapel Hill.

Look at that ugly ass blender.

Look at that ugly ass, Blender.

by KingMarshall December 28, 2005

Blender

Make a mold of your dick into a dildo and stick it onto a blender. Have your best friends grandma sit on the blender and put it on "crush ice"

Hey bobulya would you like a blender?

by POONISAUR October 23, 2011