beezchurger

a cheeseburger but you suck at spelling

person: one beezchurger ples
person 2: no

by Keysmitty July 2, 2022

Bench Goblins

Similar to SARM Goblins, bench goblins are most often a large group of teenage boys ages 14-18. They travel in hoards and invade gyms at peak hours. You will most often see them taking up the bench presses or any benches by the dumbbells so they can hit chest for the 4th time in a row during a week. Often times they take up multiple benches during all times of the day to hit a very mediocre set of 135.

“Dude you wanna bench press and set a new PR?”

“Nah we cant, there’s a group of bench goblins taking up the benches, they will be there for at least an hour.”

by Swos July 13, 2022

beechdale

A right shithole, all the lads make disgusting rumors and the girls just slag around, especially T, just don’t get with anyone most unloyal cunts you’ll ever meet

random: so what’s it like in beechdale

new kid: it’s a right pig state

by youllnevrknow December 6, 2022

bench simmons

Where you brick a shot so fucking bad the coach benches you for the rest of the season

Yo I just hit a bench simmons

by Takis muncher March 12, 2023

will beeching

a young man who is a beast and sexualy charming and will find and hunt women on the pull

many women will drop there pants at the sight of will beeching who is a charm carasmatic young man who is a best in best and will stalk his pray if he has to

by footymagnet April 5, 2013

Jack Bench

An seat often found in an enclosed bathroom shower. The structure is typically built-in and constructed of masonry and tile, or free-standing and made of a sturdy, pressure-treated hard wood. The design reduces stress on the user’s lower back during covert masturbation.

I put an offer on the house as soon as I saw that the shower in the master bathroom featured a jack bench.

by Kdog9187 July 6, 2018

The Bench Infinity Verse

Is ruled by a dictator, destroy with an army (roby), and has to judges. It has citizens, slaves, and peasants. One citezin works as every job. They can destroy anything in an instant. They can destroy the universe faster than thanos with the infinity gauntlet. They do this with the almighty spank of justice.

Person 1: oh no
Person 2: what
Person 1: it’s The Bench Infinity Verse
Person 2: what’s tha-
*Are instantly obliterated by the almighty spank*

by Bench almighty dictator November 15, 2018