Safe Porn

Watching a TV show or movie just because you are sexually attracted to the actor or actress in it, using the excuse you are watching the TV show or movie 'because you like the story.'

I had a safe porn Ashton Kutcher marathon last night.

by pentaxCamera November 27, 2011

safe sex

Something most people don't understand.
It's called a condom.

My whores and I practise safe sex. I don't wanna get second-hand shpongle on me.

by Falken January 17, 2003

safe shit

When your dog gets in the garbage, eats a used condom and shits it out whole.

Her pussy was so good the dog ate the condom and took a safe shit.

by dl luvin October 06, 2011

Safe space

a place where no fun is allowed and people that get offended by the wind usually hang out

Jared is always on his safe space because he thinks the sun is oppressing him because it shows he is ugly

by BeefyCC September 01, 2018

safe man

A man who one can have no strings attached sex with because he is drug and disease free, not interested in commitments and is a great lover.

Jane was married but unhappy with her boring sex life so she is looking for a safe man to bang her.

by justin paris July 11, 2008

safe as houses

A British term refering to the safety in investing by buying houses.

Although that bridge looks rickety is really as safe as houses.

by IrishLass138 April 01, 2017

safe sex

The most used oxymoron I have ever heard.

Safe sex, safe ciggarett, we got it all.

by § July 18, 2004