bathing rhino

A turd so massive that it protrudes beyond the surface of the toilet bowl's water line, usually with a smooth, horn-like taper

When Olga lifted the lid of the toilet lid she was unpleasantly surprised by the majestic bathing rhino staring back at her.

by S. Joslin October 23, 2008

Batgirling

In popular media, the practice of retconning a character mid-series to be hipper and less experienced.

The batgirling of DC Comics was a disaster; it seems fans are cognizant of pandering, and having all their comics batgirled causes them to lose that unique quality.

by Kilgorian Tralfamadore October 7, 2015

mast-ear-bation

The incredibly pleasing sensation gained when scratching the inside of your ears with something long and thin, like a q-tip or a tooth pick.

Can also be the act of pleasing your hearing by listening to ACDC, Ozzie, Guns n Roses, or whatever tune is exciting to you.

John! Check out the chick on the bench scratching her ear with the pen! She acts like she's about to orgasm.

Mmm. Mast-ear-bation. She's even got the O-face!

by Admiral Fubar August 18, 2010

Banzilla

Something that looks, but not is, like Godzilla or related entities.

"Ahhhhhh! Banzilla! Run!"

by Guilty April 10, 2005

Batista

See definition for the word "steroids".

That Batista, he uses steroids.

by bastion booger August 25, 2005

bathing apes

shoes worn by soulja boy, colorful succulent kicks that come in all flavaz, look best on black people

"haters get mad cause i got me some bathing apes"

by midgetmac December 16, 2007

Bati

A nymph. Usually of the woodsy, or water type. One who prefers a lack of clothing in favor of running through fields and woods freely.

Also another name for a town worth pillaging. As in to strip for useful goods and booty.

What. A. Bati!

by Goggles87 February 3, 2010