by SebasDaFish_ March 16, 2021
Get the absolute bastardmug. by Cuntpunter March 12, 2017
Get the Gomie Bastardmug. Computers generally consist of a mother board with the CPU and basic I/O functions. Daughter boards add or enhance performance such as a SCSI controller or video card. Bastard boards are modified daughter boards that only work in one computer or a very specific hardware and software configuration.
by nasamsl March 11, 2010
Get the Bastard Boardmug. Noun A person who exhibits the traits commonly associated with a salesperson such as excessive friendliness, obliviousness to rejection, and a willingness to engage in mechanical tactics like mirroring posture. Often used pejoratively, the connotation is that someone is acting in a manner typical of a salesperson, not necessarily negatively. Term can also be abbreviated as SB.
I feel like such a Sales Bastard - in that meeting I talked about the weather and golf while asking about my prospect's kids then presented a bunch of PowerPoint slides and asked a bunch of arduous questions until it was time to leave. Of course, I complimented the receptionist on my way out. What's that? Did I get the business? You bet your ass I did!
by CoolGuyRandall November 19, 2009
Get the Sales Bastardmug. "man, i hate that asshole bobby"
"yeah, he sure is an incoherent bastard, i couldn't understand what he was saying so he took my beer"
"yeah, he sure is an incoherent bastard, i couldn't understand what he was saying so he took my beer"
by slogathor March 31, 2009
Get the incoherent bastardmug. A tight bastard is someone who hates spending a lot of money. This is normally associated with Scottish people
by Harry Price May 14, 2014
Get the tight bastardmug. A larger than normal person
by Rob Jay May 22, 2008
Get the big bastardmug.