dirty barber

While fucking a girl from behind use a hair buzzer to shave her head, sometimes using trademarks(such as initials or nicknames)

"Does that hoe have cancer or did she just get the dirty barber?"

by Josh "Thug Life" Schatzberg July 16, 2006

Barebones

1. The name of the parliament created by Oliver Cromwell in the 1600's as a result of monarchy being removed.
2. An extension of the word "bare", meaning lots of, or excessive amounts of.

1.Oliver Cromwell set up the Barebones Parliament.
2. Rob:Hey bro, you got any money you can lend me?
Allen: yeah! i got barebones!

by aaamanion March 29, 2009

a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire

a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.

"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."

by Ariluto April 30, 2006

Barbed Wire

When a man proceeds to cross his index finger and his middle finger together adn his pinky and ring finger together, and places is index and middle into a girls vagina and ths index and pinky in the anas. then u move it up and down and left and rigt

dude u know John? he gives a sick barbed wire, his girlfriend told me

by k-trizzle May 12, 2006

Barbeque

Smoking marijuana with your friends; a good sesh.

"I've got some steak, lets go have a barbeque in the third floor bathroom".

by Chefboyardee January 20, 2007

barber pole

An act during oral intercourse where a woman uses her tongue to wrap strands of saliva* around the man's penis.

*see liquid whiskers

Susan gave Westley such a messy blowjob, she was able to do the barber pole on him twice.

by PerverseWriter October 27, 2004

Barbed Vagina

A vagina belonging to only the most wicked of women. This vagina contains barbs inside of it, allowing penetration, but once the penis attempts to pull out, the barbs tear and scratch it.

Kathy's barbed vagina shreds men's penises.

She is such a bitch that she must have a barbed vagina.

by L.T. Evans December 18, 2008