Bit of banter

A phrase used by cowards to try and prevent themselves being punched after insulting someone.

Coward: "Your ugly and a waste of space"
Person A: "What the fuck did you just say."
Coward: "Chill mate, it was bit of banter."

Bit of banter by meeeerkat121 March 19, 2011

Fecal Banter 

When two or more people trade degrading remarks in an attempt to discourage or frighten one another. The more common terminology is "shit talkin", though "fecal banter" has a more sophisticated ring to it.

While minding my own business in the Walmart checkout line, fecal banter erupted between two female porch dwellers.

Fecal Banter by LiquidHound April 19, 2011

Charlie Banter

When in a light-hearted conversation, banter is necessary. Charlie banter is the process of a very unwitty, serious comeback to the other party's statement.

'Haha yeah, but you're a Tarquin'.

'Well, you're just ruddy ridiculous, and scum. RAH. RAH. RAH'.

'CHARLIE BANTER!'

Charlie Banter by Lhasa91 December 5, 2012

Jimmy Banter 

When somebody says something nasty, but calls it banter!

Person a: You have nothing! Why are you even here?
Person b: Well... uh...
Person a: Don't worry mate, it's just banter!
Person b: More like Jimmy Banter!

Jimmy Banter by OnlySwimmingFreestyle December 1, 2014

Deadly banter 

Calling someone out on not being able to do something, then not being able to do it themselves.

In homage to the original source, (A small twitch streamer) can be said in a British accent, although unnecessary.

Jim: You can't hit a single target
John: Try it yourself!
*Jim fails to hit a target*
John: Deadly banter.

Deadly banter by SomeoneStoleMyYouTubeUsername June 11, 2015

goose banter 

An alternative form of banter.
Goose banter is ordinary lad banter with an extra dash of cheeky to compliment the banter, therefore adding the gooseyness to it.

The term goose originated from the 4 big lads who were referred to as the "Geese". Above all the Geese had tremendous banter and so GOOSE BANTER WAS FORMED.

Other words dervived from the Godly Geese are gander which refers to one who is looking for something, however the term also means male goose.

Goose Banter - Banter with an extra bit of pow
"You're a motherfukin ass hoe"
"hahha great goose banter"

goose banter by Goose Lad July 23, 2015

The Banter Express 

When your banter is on top form to the extent that all your mates get involved.

"Toot toot, all aboard The Banter Express, lads!"

The Banter Express by LaddingtonBear September 21, 2016