1) A snake-skin like rubber, also known as a condom, that can be used to enjoy parties as much as you can with a special partner without risking the transmission of an STD.
2) A condom
2) A condom
"Thank God you brought a party balloon! Now I can get it on with that girl!"
Harold thought he was ready for his party with his, new shirt, alcohol, and swagger until he realized he forgot a party balloon.
Harold thought he was ready for his party with his, new shirt, alcohol, and swagger until he realized he forgot a party balloon.
by BrickTambland October 24, 2010
Jeremy was pleased to find out after his first sexual experience with Jen that she was a real deal balloon gulper.
by mike f August 22, 2004
all the jones boys had big beer guts, it was a matter of time until, steve too; would balloon out
judy had a great body but huge arms, all her sisters were pear shaped, flynn wondered if judy too, would balloon out
judy had a great body but huge arms, all her sisters were pear shaped, flynn wondered if judy too, would balloon out
by michael foolsley December 14, 2010
The act of holding your foreskin closed with your fingers or a small amount of glue and urinating into it causing it to expand like a balloon.
What is David holding over Rays head?
David has been making his foreskin into a skin balloon by urinating into it and popping it on everyone lately. He even skin ballooned Karen!
David has been making his foreskin into a skin balloon by urinating into it and popping it on everyone lately. He even skin ballooned Karen!
by Danny’s rusty sheriffs badge January 06, 2023
An extreme overreaction to a surprise or situation. It can also be seen in a picture titled Dont drop the balloon on funnyjunk.com.
(maury show) Josh you are the father! *Balloon expression*
I had a major balloon expression when I found out bob was gay.
Dont drop the balloon!! *Balloon expression*
I had a major balloon expression when I found out bob was gay.
Dont drop the balloon!! *Balloon expression*
by Jr-homicide May 23, 2009
When You Shove a balloon up your anus and you have a group of people try to catch it in their mouth as you push it out. Whoever catches it gets to be the balloon man.
by THE ORIGINAL VI December 12, 2019
When one wraps a zeppelin around their tits and said tits inflate to the size of watermelons. Then, their partner inserts an National Airship Association regulation air pump into their anal cavity and blows so much air into it that the clitoral region of said individual experiences such great levels of engorgement that it resembles a miniature zeppelin. Then their partner punches the inflated clitoris, releasing the built up air, while their partner screams "OH, THE HUMANITY!"
"Holy shit! Carol gave me such an intense balloon show I could have sworn that I was levitated several centimeters!"
by Fisto Roboto January 12, 2014