baker smile

the facial expression you get when you know something bad just happened.

baker smile is durived quite often. mostly during such events that involve conspiring with jade, put in the same room as a stamilton or a jim, and especially, the most dangerous, when leaving a baker alone for too long

by Jennyfer April 22, 2005

Baker's Chocolate

Licking a girls asshole after a sweaty activity (like going to the gym)

"After Megan got home from the gym, she took off her sweaty panties and bent over the bed, and i just had to get me some baker's chocolate dude"

by "The Two Goomba's From Queens" June 4, 2009

drew baker

A guy , whose full name is usually Andrew. Can be an ass hole at times but tends to care for others unconditionally. Usually a tall guy. He is good looking and intelligent. They usually have very large penises and tend to satisfy anyone.

Hey! He looks like a Drew Baker

by hahahhahsick December 22, 2014

anita baker

1. n. Grammy winning r&b singer.

2. adj. cheesy, lame, and/or ridiculous.

OMG! This movie is so anita baker!

by grace! January 24, 2008

baker media

A place where males look at boobies, and everyone engages in silly and serious discussion.

Hey dude, let me suck your baker media

Put that baker media in my ass you fucking whore

One time I stepped in some hot fresh baker media and I almost slipped and fell on the shit maker.

by Bronko June 26, 2006

The Baker Blowhole

The act of a midget with a small dick jizzing inside the belly button. Once finished the midget then jumps of the bed and on to the stomach of the women. The jizz gushes from the belly button like a whales blow hole.

“I heard the other day that Sarah was given The Baker Blowhole” from Midget Mike.

by Lextown July 14, 2020

Jackson Baker

Good at overwatch. Not much else known.

Person A: who’s Jackson Baker?

Person B: idfk but he’s good at overwatch, I think.

by Jackson Baker September 3, 2019