bagel promise

To make a commitment to another person knowing that you will not keep it.

A person that pledges to provide a reward for outstanding performance, but never delivers the reward.

That dude Blankenship is such a bagel promiser!

I just bagel promised that I would buy lunch for the team so they would work late.

See also - bageled and Great Canadian Promise

by disappointed_developer October 8, 2010

bagel shit

when you mistake a bagel for a toilet and take a shit in it, then you put your unattended cock in the hole because besides your and it has no where else to go.

man last night i had bagel shit, i don't know why I just woke up with cum and shit all over my stomach and balls.

by ur bother June 14, 2010

Undercover Bagel

Undercover Bagel, or "UCB" for short, is a term used for a jewish person with a non-jewish sounding name.

Not to be confused with "Pizza Bagel" - a person that is both jewish and italian.

Did you see the size of John Smith's nose?
He's an undercover bagel.
Oh, that explains it.

by Colt Mcforties January 4, 2009

Glazed Bagel

The act of ejaculating on a woman's behind as she lies on her stomach, then rubbing the ejaculate across her butt cheeks with the tip of your penis. The end result being that her butt cheeks are covered in a glaze which depending on nationality may in fact resemble a glazed plain bagel.

As Julie lie on the bed near the window, John stood in awe as the glazed bagel he had just given Julie was twinkling in the moonlight ever so beautifully.

by SquirrelPimp May 7, 2014

Bagel Meister

A loud fat jewish, slouch bastard who thinks he's better than everyone, but sucks a lot of booty holes.

Gurmit thinks he's cool but he's really a Bagel Meister!

by whenjoedumpsonyou January 3, 2019

bagel ass

"when you got a flat ass"
-ham

(mostly referring to princess sophia's bagel ass)

Nathan: You got a bagel ass
(*just so u know, sophie is flat as fucc*)
Sophia: I do not have a bagel ass

by a dissapointment August 2, 2018

pizza bagel

A dynamic duo comprised of two people, one from an Italian background, the other from a Jewish backgroud. Together the two form a combination that is simply put, brilliant!

"Hey look, there's Jewish Bagel, or Italian Bagel, I don't know what you call yourselves." "I think you mean Pizza Bagel."

by B. Agel May 31, 2007