Bed Bladder

The feeling that arrives when you are in bed and you have to pee but don't want to get out of bed.

1. Thought to self: "Ugh, I have to pee soooooooo bad! But I have a horrible case of Bed Bladder right now!

2. Trevor: "Dude, do you hear Max over there groaning?"

Jonny: "Yeah man, he's probably got a horrible case of bed bladder."

by ppg436 July 7, 2010

Procrastination Bladder

Increased frequency of bathroom visits due to the onset of imminent responsibilities.

Frank:"How's that English Lit paper coming along bro?"
Yusuf:"Pretty solid man, but this procrastination bladder is dragging the shit out of the process."

Doctor:"Now just one more push BIG push!!!"
Soon to-be Mother:"Wait, wait, no...brb gotta piss"

by AttilaTheHun April 7, 2011

Salami Badger

A person who is extremely gay. This referance is to a man who wont leave other penis's alone.

Salami (often used as a word for penis)

Badger (Often used to describe someone who wont leave an item alone)

Salami Badger

"That guy wont leave me alone!!! He is such a Salami Badger!!"

by Rfish June 28, 2012

Rusty Badger

When you're taking a shit and a menstruating woman mounts and rides your face.

Greg wanted a blumpkin but his chick decided she would give him a rusty Badger.

by Haert November 20, 2021

1994 Badger Incident

The 1994 Badger incident was a Incident between Markiplier and The Badger. In his defense he didn't know they weren't compatible ( Badger + Fireworks ) Used in Welcome To The Game 2 ( By Markiplier )

The 1994 Badger Incident was very sad but it wasn't my fault...

by SaraDeLaraFucksAlot November 22, 2021

Badger Patrol Alpha

Badger Patrol Alpha is a secret society created to combat the evils of Wolverine Squadron X. Badger Patrol Alpha members have sworn to uphold the Code of the Badger (see below), and may never reveal themselves as being members of Badger Patrol Alpha, so that the lowly Wolverine Squadron X members cannot target their families.

I, Badger (insert code here), am a Badger Patrol Alpha member, and I will maintain values that my Badger forefathers set before me. I will do my best to battle the evil, malicious ways of Wolverine Squadron X. I will remain true to this pledge beyond my last breath, holding steady in my integrity into death.
(shout): BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS!

by Highanxietymind February 8, 2008

Balder

Where there's a party there's balder. Balder is the definition of a good night out even though your friends have passed out in a ditch.

Ayo, wanna go on some balder tonight?

by sheikob June 5, 2021