buttsecks math

The technical explanation of why male/male relationships are so popular with heterosexual women in fandom.

Buttsecks Math is a fairly simple equation! Even your boggled boyfriend can get it!
1 pretty man = good

1 pretty man + 1 pretty man = better

kissing = very good

(1 pretty man + 1 pretty man) kissing = doubleplusgood

by Regimus Prime December 12, 2008

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conga line butt sex

A conga line consisting of several naked males, where the kicking motion is substituted with a penile thrust into the rectum of the person in front of him. Females can join in too, but require a strap-on dildo.

Conga line butt sex! Cha, cha, cha, cha, cha! *THRUST!*

by Zaenos January 6, 2007

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Related Words

buttsex • buttsexual • Buttsexy • buttsexer • Buttsex 2 • Buttsex artist • Buttsex Barbarian • Buttsex demon • Buttsex Disease • Buttsex In Botswana

KINKY BUTT SEX

WEN TWO OR MORE PEOPLE HAVE SEX IN THE BUTT AND THE MALE WILL ROLL/BUB PENIS ON THE RIM/OR ASS OF THE FEMALE

SHELBY E AND COLE WATCH A TV SHOW THEY BOTH LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND SAY "KINKY BUTT SEX TIME"

by BEN DOVER BABE May 12, 2009

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butt sex bandit

person who fucks another person in the ass/slang term for a queer

Bob is such a butt sex bandit

by Taylor February 27, 2005

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surprise buttseks

the act of having buttseks where the male genitalia penis is inserted into either a man or woman's anus, without warning, and screaming "SURPRISE BUTTSEKS" upon entering the rectum

amy:so, jill as i was saying, i truly thing that the northern hemisphere should be considered new zealand and the southern should be testicleville
jill: but on the contrary, i do not bel--
mike:(while entering the rectum) SURPRISE BUTTSEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Camel Toe (Chris the Almighty) March 5, 2008

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