Bonk

Can be used in 5 different conjugations, and used to describe any stupid situation. Or used when no other word is available. Often used with the phrase, “bean dip”.

What bonkulous weather we’re having today.

I jus let a bonk crawl out of me.

by thesweggerman2.0 May 25, 2018

Bonk

Hitting on the head and it making a bonok sound

OBAMA: drinking a 2-liter of mountain dew
TRUMP: thats bad for you
OBAMA: (hits on head with it) *bonk*

by 555nate555 November 28, 2022

Bonk

A sound that takes places when a soft thing hits a hard thing

He found out the hammer was bonkable by hitting it against a library wall and shout eureka but then the bookshelf collapsed and he went to prison

by JingleJingle123 March 14, 2023

bonk

bonk is when you hit something with something

jacob proceeded to bonk the baseball.
jacob: (while hitting the baseball) BONK

by s o u r l e m o n a d e December 13, 2022

bonk

its not that gas

i aint smokin no bonk

by April 22, 2022

BONK

To hit something, often on the head.

*BONK*
Owwwwwwwww

by March 12, 2022

Bonk

Hammer goes bonk on dog, funni

Dog: *bonk*
Humans: Haha dog dent in head

by poggerspepega September 01, 2020