Hot-blocked 

The blocking of your view of someone hot by someone not so hot.

I was enjoying staring at this '10' when a '3' with a mole on its face totally hot-blocked me. By the time the 3 had waddled away the 10 had gone. What a waste.

Hot-blocked by ben June 9, 2017

the blocked nose 

the blocked nose is a sex position and it is when you cum in a girls nose and put your balls in her mouth

person 1: hey I had there best sex ever last night
person 2: did you do the blocked nose

Person 1: of cause

the blocked nose by litfamyeetdab August 25, 2019

post blocked 

when you post something and someone immediately posts something else, usually in an attempt to cover your post and/or drown it but can be accidental.

"dude, i posted a photo of my dog and it got post blocked by a meme."
"they are so annoying, they better not post block me again."

post blocked by wowozy July 5, 2023

keyboard cock blocked 

When you can not use the letters P,O,R,N as it has been used too much in efforts of searching for porn and blocks you from your fun time.

i couldn't enjoy myself last night couldn't find porn i got keyboard cock blocked

keyboard cock blocked by 101phoenix April 20, 2015

Nah, Ya Blocked 

Use it when someone comes up to you, raise your hand and say nah your blocked

fattle walks up to you and starts shouting. just raise your hand and say Nah, Ya Blocked

Nah, Ya Blocked by Cupertino May 9, 2008

Stink Blocked

When you "cock-block" a guy using a stink bomb.

There's some tool at a bar looking like he's going to score with some hot chick he doesn't deserve. You break a stink bomb within a few feet of him, the chick gets grossed out, the chick walks away. The tool has just been stink blocked.

Stink Blocked by The Stain September 1, 2008

soft blocked 

when you approaches a soft serve yogurt machine and have to wait for the guy who jumped in front of you to make his first, or wait even longer for the machine to re freeze the yogurt because the guy that beat you to it made 6 and it got soft

example 1:

i need a vanilla yogurt
sorry i gotta make 10 swirls first..
ohhh you just got "soft blocked"

example 2:

i just got "soft blocked" jose heard i needed a yogurt so he ran to make his first.

soft blocked by nofriends420 January 4, 2010