Biscuiterian

Biscuiterian (bis-kit-air-i-an)

A heterosexual female who enjoys performing cunnilingus while a male heterosexual watches and subsequently joins.

John's girlfriend performed cunnilingus on her girlfriend and then John joined them. John's girlfriend is now a biscuiterian.

by frito - now October 7, 2009

bend a fresh biscuit

To slay a goose (ie take a poo)

Get patches out of here before he bends a fresh biscuit on the conveyor belt.

by Turtle and Dano-the-Mano October 13, 2004

Crotch Biscuits

: the wobbly triangles on one's inner thigh.

My legs are nicely and shapely, except for my two crotch biscuits

by mintm July 19, 2011

whore biscuit

Not quiet a whore. A wanna be whore. A friendly affectionate term only to be used for girls who are not truly whores.

Allison, why didn't you come hang with us, you're such a whore biscuit.

by Big V and Slut Muffin April 21, 2006

alley biscuit

a piece of road asphalt

Johnny chucked an alley biscuit at an abandoned car.

by Markimus May 2, 2006

sky biscuit

An old term and endearing term for a flight attendant. "Sky Biscuit" is seldom used in modern times due to the age and general surliness of the typical modern flight attendant.

1. That sky biscuit is a real hottie! She must be new to the airline industry. Didn't she used to work at Hooters?

2. Old Captain to young First Officer: "We used to hire some real nice-looking sky biscuits, but now we only hire hags and fags."

by Rook's Buddy May 12, 2010

lip biscuit

A very lush and thick mustache, capable of soaking up juices, much like a biscuit.

That cop had one helluva lip biscuit...I bet we could smell his girlfriend on that.

by saxdogg December 5, 2011