Arizona Diamondbacks

despite being little more than an expansion team, they've all ready won a World Series; have 2 pitchers who used to be bad-ass, but now are old and crappy

Johson and Shiling and the Diamondbacks used to be awesome, but now they're old and crappy.

by 0000 October 16, 2003

Arizona Hot-pocket

The act of turning a female upside down, spreading her legs and letting the male mount the female and shit down her vagina.

Last night I had some spicy Mexican food and my girlfriend let me give her an Arizona Hot-pocket!

by pedo-bear91 January 18, 2011

Azion

Azion is a nice caring dude with nice features. He eats booty, but only on the weekend, and he's the ultimate booty warrior. He is shy and quiet yet he has many friends on social media and in real life. He's weird and unpredictable (usually). He's a family guy and puts his mom first. Don't double cross him though.

Person 1: Damn! Who's that?
Person 2: Shit! That's Azion.

by Bhayy4life February 19, 2018

Arizona Cactus Swallower

While in the act of receiving a blowjob commonly referred to as a b.j. or getting head, the blowjob recipient punches the blowjob giver in the nose. This will produce a large amount of blood which will be able to come out of the mouth if the giver spits. As the recipient blows his load at the same time the giver spits the blood on it, this action should produce a red bloody liquid on the penis. The recipient will then fuck the giver until the red is no longer present on the penis. (Has better effect when either of the participants has recently shaved their genital area, giving it the effect of a prickly cactus.)

I was mad at my bitch, so I gave her an Arizona Cactus Swallower.

Last night I tried the Arizona Cactus Swallower on this slut and she liked it.

by jizzman520 October 9, 2010

Azizul

A very handsome boy,they even have enormous penis,all the ladies are fighting for him.

She's so lucky to have Azizul

by Zzaiie April 23, 2018

Arizona Gas Leak

When you fart in a small confined area during the hottest day of the year. Usually the toxic, non visible gas from ones anus is so repulsive that it causes the individual to pass out immediately. Sometimes even leading to a coma.

The aftermath of the Arizona Gas Leak left three members of our party unconscious.

by yoyotoyota May 17, 2014

arizona assplay

When a male/female gets a cactus needle shovedup their rectum for sexual pleasure and bleed out of the anus.

Paula: Why won't you sit right?
Martha: Oh because Timmy gave me a rough Arizona assplay session last night that needed band-aids.

by Poopcicle July 12, 2014