war axe

A fierce, unreasonable, judgemental man, usually elderly, who lives alone, has a filthy mouth, and threatens people with a shotgun if they step in his yard; the male equivalent of a "battleaxe."

Old man Rogers pointed a shotgun at the little girl scout for stepping in his yard. He's a freaking war axe

by zombieman132 December 14, 2013

Axe Bombing

Axe Bombing is the act of which one person runs up on somebody, jumps, and sprays a can of Axe body spray at the target.

"Dude i heard Jeremy was a victim of Axe bombing. Kyle sprayed the hell out of him in the locker room!"

by MaskedWriter September 13, 2023

Axe Month

When you aren't in the mood of doing something

Axe: I have the axe month
Plastis: Shieet I wanted you to stream and all

by Plastis June 1, 2013

sects axe

What religious dyslexics do with each other in the privacy of their bedroom.

They kept a diary detailing their devout if kinky sects axe, confident that if it were ever discovered, no one could decipher it.

by Monkey's Dad March 12, 2020

Egyptian axe

Severe cameltoe?

Holy shit! Did you see the Egyptian axe on Jennifer?

by Thunderballs75 October 27, 2016

mad axes

verb. a hip hop term in which an emcee expresses himself very strong, ie. he raps very well.

yo did you see that cat? he was throwing mad axes son!

by West Orlando February 11, 2004

talking axe

1.axe that talks to you
2.axe that glows when danger is near.
3.axe that also glows when horny.

that talking axe is glowing! Watch out danger is co....

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

by Turkey McTurdLord April 21, 2007