Albino Rhino

You strip naked and your partner strip naked. You tell the bitch to bow down. You walk thirty paces back, and then you race for her ass. Right before you get to her, you take a flying leWap and plung your dick deep down her ass. Afterwards, you'll have to help her walking.

I albino rhinoed her so hard she trouble walking for a solid week.

by BendOver January 8, 2015

Albino Black Man

Albino Black is not to be confused with an afro-albino. Albino Black Man is the darkest man to ever live, being forged in the heart of the sun before earth had life. Although Albino Black Man is the darkest man ever, he appears to be a white person due to his albino condition. Having been born in the heart of the sun, he possesses multiple advantages. His full range of abilities is unknown to all except Albino Black Man. He was seen to alter molecular structures to form gold, he can the ability to alter gravitational fields, and has been known to use telepathy. There are also unsubstantiated rumors Albino Black Man is not alone. There may be others.

Albino Black Man is the champion of all people except Haitians because they don't contribute anything but mangoes and AIDS.

by Beerninja December 12, 2007

Albino Lemmings

When dandruff falls from ones head like an Iowan snow storm in mid January.

Jeff : "I couldn't tell if it was snowing, he has a cocaine problem or he just hadn't washed his hair in weeks"

bob: "Those poor albino lemmings, probably hard to get traction from all that grease."

by prtpls December 29, 2009

Albino Tickle

A sexual act performed by short white 100m sprinters, usually involving a feather duster and a pack of fire lighters.

The other night after training, I took a random stranger home, god they really know how to albino tickle.

by bdpuk December 7, 2011

Albino Python

A large white penis that usually occurs in the albino African-American community, but can occasionally be found on a person of European descent

In the shower earlier, I was noticing your albino python, Maynard. Quite Impressive!
Thanks for noticing, Tyrone. Your Alabama black snake ain't nothing to sneeze at either.
Wanna bate?
Hell yeah!

by Razrback11 June 6, 2013

Albino Sanchez

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez - It s where a man smears cum on the upper lip of the female creating the illusion she has a white moustache, similar to an Albino's hair colour.

Al gave Kaye an Albino Sanchez in the pantry whilst no one was looking.

by Ethal The Frog September 22, 2013

albino turd

A term referring to white trash punk rockers who pretend they're in a band but never go to practice and only jam at guitar center.

When are the Albino Turds playing?
Never

by 6Stranger6Danger6 May 2, 2016