aslfjaskl;fjaskl;jsl;kghwl

A word in which has no meaning. Usually used when there is nothing to say on the internet.

Bob: Where do you want to eat?

Dave: aslfjaskl;fjaskl;jsl;kghwl

by Brahskees March 20, 2014

asleep in the bread aisle

Asher Roth's new album is titled "Asleep in the Bread Aisle." While I agree with the above definition, I also feel it has to do with race. Since most bread, and bread in general is traditionally thought of as white, it could be a reference to race and rap. Since Eminem there has been a never ending emergence of "white rappers," and it could be said Asher has simply been "asleep" in the bread aisle (admist all the other white rappers waiting for his moment.) Asleep could either mean hiding there while he developed into his own or waiting there strategically waiting for the right time to strike his demographic while mocking the attempts of other white rappers trying to glorify their Eminem like struggles through poverty knowing the American population would never embrace another as they have Marshall Mathers, so he was sort of there mocking their attempts knowing his formula for success would be to embrace his white subrubarn no gangs and no guns upbringing.

Asher Roth has been asleep in the bread aisle this whole time.

by Shady1511 April 30, 2009

aslut

someone who's an asshole but fucked 3 guys at the same time.
used in best friend speech or just telling someone to go lick their cum-filled ass that was recently fucked up

example: zooyearv2: hoe

sswift.aj: you're an aslut

by swift the librarian June 23, 2017

fall asleep standing up

Term used to show how difficult a task is, or the amount of time something would require.

I’d have to fall asleep standing up to teach that girl to be DTF. So fuckin prude, it would take forever…

I ate so much pizza hut today, I’d have to fall asleep standing up to burn off all the calories.

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009

ASLRR

Age, Sex, Location, Race, Religion. Used by racists, or more commonly trolls, in Omegle.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ASLRR?
You: Um... You? <--Confused about RR
Stranger: 37 M Virginia (U.S.) White Catholic
You: 17 M U.S. White Jewish
Stranger: GOD HATES YOU! 卐卐卐
You: Um... K.
You have disconnected.

by AgentOrange96 July 20, 2011

aslox

Noun
Like a 69, one sucks the balls whilst the other licks the ass. Usually a homosexual thing.

Example: Ryan and Evren are going to aslox tonighy

by aa tree rtxdhjhghasd May 21, 2014

aslbp

Age sex location bacon pics. Typically used for dating apps by overweight people,

hey aslbp

by Mega master of a man September 15, 2016