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Evangelical Apatheist

An evangelical apatheist, one who doesn't care about religious/faith based affiliations, mostly because none provides any real interest or positive feedback, but boastful about his apathetic-ness. He/she is boastful because the fact that he's independent minded and unaffiliated in what he perceives as the general sheep population. Fortunately, this is the best of all the evangelicals, because when he gets his evangelical mojo going, you can't help but laugh. When asked about his religious affiliation, he would reply with either the following or the equivalent "I don't care, neither should you, and here's why...". If praising something, a nearly fool-proof way of identifying an Evangelical Apatheist is if he ends his prayers with "whatever", "meh" or any equivalent.

Every so often, it's hard to determine since they don't really care about schedule either, The INCOEA (Inter-National Council Of Evangelical Apatheists) hosts a gathering of like-minded Apatheists called "the grey gathering" to confront others of similar beliefs and pop bubble wrap to proclaim their indifference towards religion...Oh, and discuss philosophy.
SUPERCHRISTIAN: OMGWTFBBQ that deer is so pretty *Squeals*

Religious congregation: Amen!!!
Evangelical Apatheist: Whatever, dude.
SUPERCHRISTIAN: What's up with him? Do you believe in god?
Evangelical Apatheist: I don't care, neither should you, and here's why. Do you ever see the lilies toil with religion? No, do you see that deer there bother with mosaic law? No, it is natural and it is honest.
SUPERCHRISTIAN: O o
_________________0 - LOLWUT?
by Heyit'sBrandon May 9, 2011
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apathy club

(see: non existant)
I was going to start an apathy club, but then i.....yeah....
by stifinbobifin April 24, 2004
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anathemaism

A word a person(usually a girl) makes up a word on the spot and then claims its real by luckily finding it on urbandictionary.com or dictionary.com.
Ana:Im gonna exsanguinate you
Lum:You know you cant just make up words
Ana:Its not made up,look it up
Lum:Your damn lucky i tell you
Ana(in secret):Phew,how do i keep guessing these words?
by Luminous August 24, 2005
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Agatha Christie

A dude is blindfolded in the middle of a group of women. Then one woman defecates in the mans mouth. Then his blindfold is removed and he has to guess which woman it was by taste.
I heard Jim did the Agatha Christie last night.
by Atomicdespair May 26, 2015
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agatha

a girl with red hair who likes nectarines
agatha: “brb im gonna get a nectarine
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st agatha catholic school

WORST SCHOOL EVER full of fake people and the uniform is literal trash also filled with whores
oml she used to go to st agatha catholic school shes probably either fake, a whore, or BOTH
by clowneryboo999 November 12, 2019
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Apathetic

I'm feeling apathetic because life sucks.
by Impassive August 13, 2004
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