south apopka

The most terrible dangerous place in Florida also known as apk (apopka police killer) there's a saying if your not from here don't come here

South apopka small city outside Orlando

by apopka September 26, 2015

apostrophe

the title given to a unofficial girlfriend/boyfriend or to an on/off relationship partner.

Ian: "I'd like to introduce my friend Steven."

Steven: "What's up."

Ian: "And this is Steven's... Steven's apostrophe Johanna."

Johanna: "Hey."

by 89IA January 9, 2011

apoptygma bezerk

1.A horrible band scrounged out from the depths of shit so-called "industrial"

2. A band people listen to to fill in the blanks when asked about what industrial they like.

3. Oh yea and they suck

1. Turn off that apoptygma bezerk shit.
2. "I listen to uh...wumpstein and apoptygma bezerk?"
3. Apoptygma Bezerk sucks.

by DestroyMyMachine September 4, 2006

apostrophic

adj.
A combination of 'apostrophe' and 'catastrophic' meaning desperately, apocalyptically in need of an apostrophe.

Grammar Geek 1: Ugh, I can't believe she wanted me to watch "Two Weeks Notice" with her. The entire time, all I could think of was the absolutely apostrophic title!
Grammar Geek 2: I am so sorry. That's terrible.

An apostrophic text message: sry cant talk now. how bout later?
The same message, fixed: Sorry, can't talk now. How 'bout later?

by Comma Connoisseur June 26, 2009

apostrophosize

to add apostrophes where needed.

OH NO! I forgot to apostrophosize "theyre"!

by BEEFCAKES:D April 14, 2010

apoctimist

A person who genuinely believes, against all evidence to the contrary, that they will actually survive the Apocalypse.

Those guys on the TV show Doomsday Preppers are nothing but a bunch of Apoctimists.

by Ciaran42 February 7, 2013

Aportion

A portion of food so big that you will end up feeling so full and needing an abortion to get rid of it.

Joe: "How much cake do you want man?"
Doug: "I want a big aportion as I'm starving and want to eat a lot"

by person3645 April 21, 2015